... I would have posted this. I just found it in a file of random notes on my computer.
Bib overalls is an oxymoron. Because a bib, you see,is something designed to keep food off of a child’s clothes. While overalls, particularly the bib part of overalls, seem designed to channel food down into portions of the child’s clothes where it will not be found until the baby’s diaper is changed.
There was another idea in the same file I'll think about posting later. It requires more thought and writing.